mishasminions:

sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

"JACK DON’T POST THIS VIDEO"

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psycosis91:

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i just spent half an hour searching through my archives for this, it’s so beautiful

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phantasmagories:

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!
Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS
It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

nowayjocee

phantasmagories:

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

nowayjocee

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mechanicmuffin:

smooshyrock:

tre-cool-is-a-pretty-pink-fairy:

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SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

NO COCAINE WAS NOT

WHEW!!!!!!

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wufans-pert-nipples:

i told my parents about the new sailor moon crystal anime and my dad just says in his most serious voice:

of course they would remake sailor moon. sailor moon was before its time.

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  • me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me: im pregnant
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

Tags: parents

parenyzia:

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

and that’s why mocking suicide isn’t funny

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This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

saddestsad:

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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[source]

Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

have you ever been so bald you thought you had to act like a human

Whenever someone plays with my hair

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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axleheart:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

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