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Straight White Boy Problem #198

straightwhiteboyproblems:

briyawn:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*sees two trees in close proximity* dude we could totally hang a hammock there

How is this a problem?

because i dont have a hammock :(

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becausebirds:

Golden Eagle with Talonssss

becausebirds:

Golden Eagle with Talonssss

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

(via novelistically)

agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

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squirrelwritesthings:

rockmanzx:

rockmanzx:

Bob it’s literally almost been a decade since you’ve been pulling this “Bob’s game” shit grow the fuck p the stunt outgrew itself years ago let it go

For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about


Holy shit this is gold

squirrelwritesthings:

rockmanzx:

rockmanzx:

Bob it’s literally almost been a decade since you’ve been pulling this “Bob’s game” shit grow the fuck p the stunt outgrew itself years ago let it go

For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about

Holy shit this is gold

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rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

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destroythepast:

shark-the-fox:

destroythepast:

yeah okay john and jane, that’s great and all, but do you realize what zodiac sign 4/13 falls under

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4+1+3 = 8 so it’s Kanaya?

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that is not how the zodiac works

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a-little-melancholy:

chaz-gelf:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.


To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:
Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?
Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255. On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.
And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

“On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.”I about pissed myself laughing at this.

a-little-melancholy:

chaz-gelf:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.

To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:

Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?

Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.

And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.”

I about pissed myself laughing at this.

(Source: halcy, via saddestsad)

nyehs:

kid being harassed: i want to kill myself

ppl harassing kid: lol whatever

kid being harassed: youre shitty. die

ppl harassing kid: ooOHHHH NO YOU MIGHT MAKE SOMEONE WANT TO ACTUALLY KILL THEMSELVES!!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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